Things to Remember

I love sharing fun things that I have received in an email.  This is one of those things.  I thought it was something very nice. I hope you enjoy.

• Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
• Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
• Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
• A bumble bee is considerably faster than any tractor.
• The words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
• Meanness don't just happen overnight.
• Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
• Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
• It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
• You can't unsay a cruel word.
• Every path has a few puddles.
• When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
• The best sermons are lived, not preached.
• Most of the stuff people worry about are never gonna happen anyway.
• Don't judge folks by their relatives, but by their friends.
• Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer, but you can always have an opinion.
• Live a good, honorable life.. when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
• Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you any.
• Timing has got a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
• Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
• The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
• Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
• If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.