We all know people that may not necessarily be the brightest bulb on the ‘Christmas tree’. Granted, don’t get me wrong... I think they're wonderful people. I really do love them very much! They’re very ‘special’ people!
Here’s a list that someone sent to me describing the special people in our lives! Feel free to add to it in the comment section below if you have any new ones.- An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
- Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- No grain in the silo.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.
- Several nuts short of a full pouch.
- Skylight leaks a little.
- Slinky's kinked.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- Foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.
- 24 cents short of a quarter.
- A few bricks shy of a full load.
As a matter of fact, the 'special' people are so 'very special' that Bill Ingvall & Travis Tritt did a song about them! Here's a video someone put together. Listen to it. You'll like it. Hmmm! Why didn't the rest of us get a song?
Oh, and if you really don't get any of this... write me, I can send you your sign for $19.99 for the Standard model; and $24.99 for the Classy model. Plus applicable taxes, shipping and handling, of course!
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